I was working the night watch at home. A call came in from the T.V.
Studio. Two guys were over there making
a right. We took a man on a four
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Bonus. With Honey.
Keep. Bringing up.
To break bringing love's dream because. This is.
Yeah show is it for two zero four and if you're
a little viewer of our show longtime viewer you notice that something is different
. That's right where the truth used to look so rustic Well the fact of matter is.
The trees were reclaimed they went back to we didn't keep up the payments. So we
have
a brand new set from our scenic designer Dina Schumacher who does everything
here she came
a look at the trees and said. A true designer. And we now have these lovely
cliffs I think there are clubs and all right and since you did such
a nice job on the set now do you could you do something about our outfits I mean
look at this yes all right she said buzz off OK Anyway thanks for watching and.
Goodbye My Coney Island.
And.
I'm like.
Yeah I know they're older. Anyway this is show two zero four and then there's
a way for you to contact us should you feel. Outraged and shocked yes we do
you can just go to this U.R.L.
Banjo crazy Henry dot com and vent your spleen so to speak that can be very painful
no people have done that they haven't had my spleen vented in some matter fact
someone I had
a very creative idea what you could do with your banjo Bob Other wouldn't fit the
can forget so much for this being
a family show. Five
great. Changes. There's
a change in the seat. From now on the. Ball will be
diverted.
I'm going to change. That. Then I'll change the way I.
Was.
Going to change. That. Then all the way.
Down. I need some. Day is my day.
To day.
A.
My wife suggested I sing she said you know you need some change and. Let's see what
you got all right looks like you have
a little headache there no I'm going to ask you to do
a song. I started the show with another banjo player. Who's up there in.
Heaven. On the very first show that you did with us way back in two thousand and
nine early two thousand you came out and sang a song if I only had
a brain. That's another good one for me thank you remembered to take the garbage
out. From The Wizard of Oz yet. If I
remember it. I could wind
the way they were conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain.
My hand scratching one must.
Have Riddle from the very end in trouble or in
a. With
a. Thinkin that I could be another Lincoln. How did
you. Oh. Could tell you why I.
Chose in the snoot of the shell. I could think of things up with the phone.
And then it stop. And think so much. I would not be just
a nothing at all.
Deserve you and be even with. Her.
Own just like Raybold you. I could tell you Well Ray Bolger didn't play the
trombone I know it was she knew the show.
And then it's not and thinks. I would not be just
a nothing my head all. Hard.
And. Deserve us being even one of the only.
Variant I. Know the. Great movie love it.
Not much of
a body anyway. I'm going to go to the gym. And
I. Won't somebody coming.
Back. On Me. All the talk.
Show my sweet clinging.
Ladies and gentlemen crazy Henry is now playing with his no.
No talent.
Show. Sweet clanging volume. You.
Know. Nobody cares for.
That song has an interesting history I think it was the first done by being. Oh no
that was from Bert Williams Oh really out long before being Crosby Oh really I
don't got nobody you know and then the one that went with it just the gigolo was
first done by being I didn't know that either and then Louis Prima did just the
gigolo and then in the mid eighty's David Lee Roth but I ain't got nobody is from
the teens You mean like in one thousand Yeah I don't miss one hundred years ago
Burt Williams was he was the only black act in white vaudeville I think at the time
yes and he was in the follies to know that and
a lot of people didn't even know it was like the Jackie Robinson of vaudeville this
is the educational part of our show yeah we're just talking amongst ourselves now
so if you want to go out for coffee we'll see later folks why don't we do
a medley and just for the fun of it you do
a song and then I will take it some word or phrase from your song into
a song about that whole just for your show. When
there's
a shot. That's I'm out there. With the single blues how. Wonderful
. To face. Beverage day with the do you do.
You will neither do you that is make
a. World go. Down the street with the happy
go lucky if. You will fund all of the wall. And
there's
a shot you know. That some other. Little bundle with. The
. Sidewalk when my show locks down. Already felt.
The need to understand. It's never dark sleazy around the fact.
This is. When. We.
Use it should be. When I take my own shouldn't see all of the above the lives
of those of me cause I'm no good Seiko whether Gangle take my shoes
good. I'm
a dowdy that's me rodeo Goudie I don't see many rowdy dogs. I'm done
no good weather got to go take my show good. Race
Sunday out of the new roof forget about all.
Those out the ribbons with those. Shoes good luck.
On his riches I can be had and I. Guess.
He said oh no use again I said No you said gang which begins with trying.
To hide. Oh I get.
Run. Over again with that old.
Blue Line. Oh dear heart.
Of hearts God bless them from.
All over. My.
Not.
Guilty or fair famously the. Young.
Was. Not.
The barbershop quartet in our case it was
a barbershop duet Yeah well well I don't think we've done that one in
a long time Sweet Adeline you know but the song you did mentions it yes what song
did you do that old gang of mine that will gang mine yeah OK When we got to the
studio we had a quick song or had our in our dressing room our dressing room is
a nail Yes but you were playing something on your banjo I said that would be
a big. Hello one of our camera people just made
a physical just your address and it wasn't
a thumbs up I'll tell you to which we saw you sir was going to me when you were.
That old gang of girl of my dreams you've never done that is the band's true one we
tried but before I forget what Elizabeth our camera woman was was saying if she
wants to hear an Elvis song Oh OK So can we do Elvis first Absolutely and then the
girl of my dreams oh you know all right that was
a thumb up OK before you used the wrong finger.
Let's do well this is first hit. Elizabeth said she wanted to early Elvis OK this
was Elvis's first national It went in your honor Elizabeth I'm even going to put my
collar up like Elvis would so like
a channel and. Let
me. Tell you just that. It's.
Pretty good in and of your lives who know. How to lose so no
one. Could Die.
Who poet soul is crowded you still found some room.
Where you the. Moon who was oh no moon the. Old who's
only. New so long I could die you know let's play it now no no.
No no you're feeling.
A little better Lopes to. Days dressed in black.
History. And none. Of those who know new breed.
Of who's. Who. Could.
Linger almost baby. Ladies and gentlemen Elvis has left the studio.
Before we get sued by his estate speaking of his estate I had some work done on my
house recently
a few days ago and the guy very nice guy named John was. Was telling me about his
trip to Graceland he said it was really amazing Yeah he said they sort of hustle
you through though you know you can see the house but they're sort of you moving
right along you know. He said was really amazing where walking we're walking we're
OK That's from Dave that's right right but either way I'd like to remind the
audience if you're still watching that you can reach us you really can reach us
they keep switching We want to hear from you yes we do we even hear from that guy.
Out I don't eastern Long Island I think he's
a street person has something no he's trying to have
a mailing address he's threatened to sic his lawyer on us if we keep mentioning his
name Kenneth Kenneth. What can you possibly do what's his lawyers name M R E
neuromas you know. Anyway. We don't know about anybody else but you have been fun
doing this and I hate to say it's time for
a piano solo going by the way if you just tuned in and things look different it's
because we have
a brand new set created by their fertile mind of Dena Schumacher who did all these
notes prior she painted she did it all by herself isn't that right that he's gone
into the show business Yes OK I think it starts and OK.
Why do.
Nicely done I'll give you
a round of applause now was the original rags which I had created to. Morton Scott
Joplin on the music it doesn't say it's picked by Scott Joplin but they're still
arguing whether he wrote it was
a bunch of common themes that's the accusation I think it's not the original red
it's red That's right yes good point about that well now before I forget
our camera person missy or Melissa has asked for
a Frank Sinatra song dedicated to her mom OK. Elaine my mother's name was Helen
knew it wasn't
a. Drawing. All
right why don't you do something to me. OK now let's do
a Frank Sinatra song for healing. Let's Sinatra did this
one during his on the. It's
a gas or man period. Let's take it. Easy.
It's going to be. Full rose to.
His. Relax don't you.
Love. Love. When they're on
the road to the role not that safe to say. Let's make
all the stops along the way.
Of course is. To simply hold your horses. To Russia.
Would be cross.
Like the man says one more time I like. That he does.
Not. Does. Not Sunni easy death.
For Mrs mom who gave us a nice curtsey that was
a class or yes let's see what your pretty looks like.
Chinese buffets Yes. I have to do this. But I'm going to do you would mind if
I did
a song that was slightly suggestive you wouldn't mind I wouldn't mind you wouldn't
mind if I did
a song that was slightly off color would you I wouldn't mind would you mind if I
did
a song that was absolutely filthy that I'd mind right well this next song was considered
that would have first came out really. And no the.
Others. Another.
I'm shocked you know people a lot of shoes
a lot of rice. It's really killing.
Picture that.
He's washing dishes I mean. He even
like you. That's what you get.
On Another year goes by you know maybe once
a year. Mr Memory. Like.
He doesn't write doesn't fax. Every night.
She says. He's making up the. He.
I mean like us. Five thousand.
Six her. Child says
budge right and. You'll want to keep or you'll find
a cheaper and they can will be. From Yes
go that way
a man who was given you never heard of any Cantor Oh sure and he can't i was really
really I never lied to you know at the time when I borrowed money you'll get it
back. What Bob you're allowed to shout it out
sure Elizabeth said we. Know she asked for
a Bobby Darin OK we can do bother.
Someone brave new phone. Love this stuff.
And won't use the she. Said.
She uses them well June hold on. If I do.
Strip to her. Say Hey Elaine Yes.
It's not. On I don't know
beyond doubt.
They own this young. Kid. Before.
Those see. The rigging. Saying.
It's time to go that route no number to learn for.
Everybody for watching.